2009-06-18

Alternative writing prompts

People in the writing subreddit often post writing prompts. Problem is, these writing prompts are mostly for the kind of story I have no interest in — things like «write about love at a distance» or «write about how you’d fix a mistake you made in the past». So I thought I’d propose alternative writing prompts, for my own later use if nothing else:

  • Write a story involving a lone ninja, an hippopotamus, and Hillary Clinton.
  • Write a story involving a fat hairy man with a webcam, Iceland, and an anagram of your middle name.
  • Write a story involving talking badgers wearing ties, 70’s rock’n’roll, and the end of the Western civilization.
  • Rewrite a fairy tale in hard-boiled noir style.
  • Write a fantasy story where every single character turns out to be a villain bent on world domination.
  • Write a standard love story, then apply S+7. Try to use the worst dictionary you can find. If the result is still boring, write another story and do it again.
  • Write a story in boustrophedon that can be read backwards (line by line). The theme should be the life of Native Americans.
  • Write a serious, formal sonnet about a videogame character of your choice. The style should be old-fashioned but not so much as to become caricaturesque.
  • Write poetry on how much you love coffee (or tea, or bacon). Make it sound like advertising copy.
  • Choose a section of the last contract or bureaucratic document you had to sign and rewrite it as poetry.

Suggested story formats are: short story, fable, drabble (≤1000 words), 100-words story (exactly), dribble (≤50 words), 6-word story, Twitter microfiction (≤140 characters), Oulipian knight’s tour.

Suggested poetry formats are: limerick, double dactyl, sonnet, rhyming couplets, anything in strict iambic pentameter, real haiku (not Internet haiku, those are too easy!), renga (find some friends!), rap.

(This post on reddit)

2009-06-16

Ando me batendo para conseguir descrever meu novo anime favorito, Sayōnara Zetsubō Sensei

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

Ok, Sayōnara Zetsubō Sensei:

É mais ou menos a mesma coisa que a Escolinha do Professor Raimundo, mas se o Professor Raimundo fosse japonês, deprimido e suicida, e a Escolinha ficasse no Japão contemporâneo mas um Japão ainda com a estética do período Shōwa, e se os programas da Globo fizessem humor político/literário/nonsequitur basicamente impossível de acompanhar e com uma arte tão bonita que dá vontade de enquadrar e levar pra casa.

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

Não coube num twit tweet.

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot

sayōnara zetsubō sensei screenshot