Leonardo Boiko’s Diary

Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose?

YES. I heard there are still sodomy laws in some states, and I think I could use some sodomy myself.

Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State?

Since these days everyone under the sun is designated as terrorist, I guess I must be?

Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany;

At some point in my life I was a Grammar Nazi, but today I’m ashamed of it.

or have you ever participated in genocide?

YES. I’ve wished for quite a few blessed scrolls of genocide in nethack.

Clan or Tribe Name (if applicable)

SIGKILL on World of Warcraft, Greymane realm.
Also, my Final Fantasy Tactics Advance clan is called tatakaumonotachi.

Do you have any specialized skills or training, including firearms, explosives, nuclear, biological, or chemical experience?

YES. I don’t know any of these example stuff, but sure, I do have specialized skills or training.

If YES, please explain.

I can cook some mean olive sauce for pasta.