Paródia para pessoas que gostam de HTML de verdade. Música: Metal is the Law, Massacration.

(Note to English readers: if the lyrics below seem weird, you’re right. This is a parody of a song by Massacration, a Brazilian pastiche metal band, and just like the original, it uses a variant of Broken English which probably makes sense only to Portuguese speakers.)

The Standard is the Law

Ai!
Aiaiai!
Dar suporte pros padrões
a Microsoft não vai!

Ai!
Aiaiai!
Dar suporte pros padrões
a Microsoft não vaaai!

If you want to be a webmaster
Three laws you gotta obey
The laws of the W3C Masters
And that’s what they say, oooo:

If you want to be a webmaster
No tag-soupation
Use “Strict” forever!
Go read all the specifications

No!
Frescuration
Complication
Firulation

Die!
Flash idiota!
ASP escroto!
Java babaca!

Chorus: The Standard is the Law
The Law is the Standard
The Standard, the Law is
Standard!

Now that you’re a webmaster
A webmaster you are
Never,
Never,
Never, never, never
Formate em tabelas

No!
Frescuration
Complication
Firulation

Die!
Componente ActiveX de lixo
Pop-up desgraçado
Marqueee! Noo!

Chorus: The Standard is the Law
The Law is the Standard
The Standard, the Law is
Standard!

Ai!
Aiaiai!
Dar suporte pros padrões
a Microsoft não vai!

Ai!
Aiaiai!
Dar suporte pros padrões
a Microsoft não vaaai!