Newest first. Last update: 2006-10-15.

  • If I’ve understood correctly, the police haven’t actually found the body yet. How curious: the same happened to my /opt/ once! (UnixMafiA @ ELER)
  • The name “reiserfs” is now tainted. Apparently it is to be called “icefs” in Etch. Something to do with Hans not being available to QA patches by the Debian kernel team. (Slashdot AC)
  • How did the police find out about Hans Reiser? They looked into his journal.
  • How did Hans Raiser hide his wife’s body? He compacted it very well, and then used a tree to find out where it was buried.
  • What will happen to Hans Reiser’s children? They’ll become orphaned inodes.
  • Why Linux is good for servers? It has a killer’ filesystem.
  • Why is ReiserFS better than other filesystems? Killer performance!
  • Did you hear about Hans Reiser’s wife? They say she had been using ext3…
  • Did you hear Hans Reiser was put in userland jail?
  • Remember: Hans shot first!

From slashdot (1, 2) and reddit. I’d give credits to all the original authors, but I’m lazy.

And of course, don’t miss the relevant ELER strip.